Say no to FOOD

Ok my sexually charged friends, let us repeat together, FOOD IS NOT FOR FUCKING!

I had a caller a few days ago call me and said "hey there you are really sexy, I WANNA FUCK YOU WITH AN ECLAIR"

Ok well as eclairs are 'dick' shaped and hard when frozen, but I have never looked at it and thought "Hey I wanna fuck that!"

If you have fucked a food, or want to fuck a food, more power to you, but please let me eat mine, and dont fuck it...I dont want your special sauce on anything that is to go into my mouth, thanks.

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