Hello is anyone out there.......Terry?

Ring......Ring

Me: hi

(15 second pause on Terry's part)

Terry hi

(15 second pause on Terry's part)

Me: ummm how are you

(15 second pause on Terry's part)

Terry: im good

(15 second pause on Terry's part)

Me: so my name is JD

(15 second pause on Terry's part)

Terry: im Terry.......

(15 second pause on Terry's part)

Terry: so are you like um gay......

(15 second pause on Terry's part)

Me: yeah i have been for awhile now

(15 second pause on Terry's part)

Terry: thats cool im 44 and have only just started seeing guys

(15 second pause on Terry's part)

Me: oh what brought that on

(15 second pause on Terry's part)

the hole fucking converstation was filled with 15 second pauses

I was like "for the love of ben and jerry man, fucking talk to me...."

at 4am I am a needy bitch espically when you fucking wake me up for such stimulating conversation.

You know that song by Pretty Rickey Hotline there is one line in the song that goes

"its 5:30 in da mo'ning good morning..." I was thinking to myself you gotta be fucking kidding me right....

I was like "Terry, Terry your breaking my balls here Terry... fucking get some exclimation points, their on sale...I mean really!"

I felt like i had been married to this man for years and there was no umph in the relationship anymore, and that i was just beggin him for some small part of him like TALK TO ME ASS HOLE.

It was like he called me hoping i wouldnt pick up, like i caught him totally off guard

"I was like Terry, we dont have much more than a $0.99 commitment here with each other, its ok, you can talk..."

Please people if you call (which I hope you do call because I do enjoy it, and it does give me a chance to masturbate and other things) but still please be a little more stimulating.