The Captian

"Oh Captian my Captian, how you do try and save a hoe it will never go...."

Ok so my very first call was from a caller named Brian, and he called me back in 11/2004.

"you are so beautiful and wonderful and sexy....let me take care of you always, I will take you away from this line of work and all you have to do is love me and I will pay all of your bills and make you happy....I need you I love you......

This my dear friends is what we call "Captian Save a Hoe" these are the types of callers that want to 'give' us the world, and usually fall short of the $1.99 a minute we are charging them to talk to us.
My dearest customer/caller I love the fact that you want to do this for me but come on buddy, you gotta do better than this.