Eat my ass daddy

I want you to let me eat your ass please daddy....

When did eatting ass become so popular or should i say poop-ular lmao (no pun/bun intended)

Sometimes you just have to shutter at the wrongness on the other end of the phone line.

I am a pretty open person who really doesn't get shocked and weirded out all that much, but wow...

When someone calls me up and sounds like a Horror movie villain and is talking to me in depth medical terms, and explaining to me in great details surgical procedures that he wishes to do to me. Very scary!

Scat!

WHEN THE FUCK DID IT BECOME OK TO SHIT YOURSELF, AND THEN PLAY IN IT?

There are reasons why I never allow my customers to turn their webcams on, and this is why.

This overly super model type sexy guy gets on his cam. Tall, light brown skin color, surfer type, muscles that just wont stop, short hair, and deep eyes.

Pulls out his cock and starts waving it around, a good 8.5' to 9' cut just as sexy as he wants to be. A total walking wet dream.

He says "Dude I am so hot for you right now, I wish you were here"

I agreed that I too wished that I was there, because the things I would do to him they wouldn't make porn about.

Then I see him double over and start grunting and moaning. I thought ok stomach problems.

NO....Mother Fucker comes back up with a hand full of shit and starts smearing it all over himself, and then begins to defile that beautiful dick of his, and like a train wreck I couldn't help myself from watching....I thought this is a shame this beautiful specimen of Greek God

per-portions is doing this...

All my fantasies went byebye.

You scat lovers what the hell? Why do you do this? Im not knocking it.....its just not my thing but I mean come on! Really?

The extent in which....

....people will go to 'convince' their perversions. What I mean by this is that I have a caller who claims that they take special pills that will make a person with a normal working brain, stupider.

Now rather that is the truth or not, they play a good role.

"eye knows eye am a stoopid sissy fag, eye wants to make Mr. JD happy. I dont knowz what I am dewing....allz eye knows iz that you are a smart boy and dat im a stoopid faggot sissy girly..."

What the fuck people....what is wrong with you that you need to be like this?

Trust me I love you cracked people, I love getting calls from you because you all help me realize that things in my life aren't so bad!

Please call me 1-800-863-5478 *0465430

Im your subservant slave

If you call me and tell me that you want to be my sub that is fine, but dont think that you have the right to talk to me and tell me what you want.

Return of Terry!!!

Ok again at 4:00am Mr. Terry called to stimulate me with his 10 second pause conversations....

Really?

ahhhhhh!

Snowball

"I wanna shoot into your mouth and then have you spit it into my mouth...."

Ummmm thats hott!